Plot: In the first minutes of the episode, Sofia Vergara didn’t dance around the obvious facts. She cut right to what was on viewers’ minds: her thick accent and shapely figure. If we were worried that we wouldn’t be able to understand the Modern Family star on the SNL stage, Vergara made sure that we at least had a laugh on her behalf. She explained that her rolling, purring Spanish accent made anything sound sexy – even terms like “Rick Santorum” and “New Jersey.” And she inspired a bit of pity after she explained her hometown was Colombia’s equivalent of Cleveland.
Best Line: “Please forgive me if you cannot understand what I say, and I’ll forgive you for staring at my chest the whole night.”
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