John Boehner: Speaker of the House, Wingman of the Year
But maybe you should only observe this if you work from home.
According to one former employee.
Fingers crossed it includes a cool giant bug, though.
It’s harder than it looks.
And shame on all of you for taking that away from him.
Years of texting have prepared you. This is your moment.
Because this is the United States of America.
And then either unfriend them or send them a passive-aggressive gift.
“Please help me, I have a crippling sex addiction”
(Unless you live in Portugal.)
Now we know who the true fans are.