So hangry
Crime
Worst Human Beings On the Planet Trick Girl Scouts With Counterfeit Money
What is going on with people?
‘Cookie Monster’ Steals Cash From Girl Scouts
Man allegedly swiped cash meant to buy cookies for military personnel overseas
Guy Wearing Breaking Bad Shirt Busted for Meth Lab
Apparently he hasn’t made it to the end of the show yet
Bible Saves Man’s Life by Acting as a Bulletproof Vest
Holy moly
Man Injured After Fight at No Drama Lounge
So there was SOME drama, then?
Woman Jailed for Not Returning a Movie She Rented in 2005
It was a VHS copy of Jennifer Lopez bomb “Monster-in-Law”
You Can Now Go to Jail for Trolling Yourself
Don’t trolls have a sense of ethics anymore?
McGruff the Crime Dog Actor Jailed for Pot, Grenade Launchers
Judge: “Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person.”
EVERYBODY STRIP: That Fake Cashmere Sweater You’re Wearing Might Be Made of Rat Fur
Thanks for this rat sweater, mom
The Diarrhea Defense: Woman Blames Bowel Movement For Hit-and-Run
“I just had no choice because I’d had diarrhea”
Thieves Stole A Rhino Horn From The Lord of the Dance
The rhino is not a suspect.