From Lady Gaga modules to Tae Kwon Do degrees, NewsFeed thought there was an education to suit every niche, until McDonald’s put a degree on their menu. Beware, what you’re about to digest is all about the puns.
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KFC Will Pay You $20,000 To Give Them A Shout-Out Via Twitter
The folks over at ‘We Do Chicken Right’ are calling for submissions. Show your Twitter smarts and Colonel Sanders will reciprocate with cash for your college fund. (Via the Buffalo News).
Study: Internet Turns Kids Into Terrible Spellers
We may have high-speed information at our disposal, but our basic grammar skills are regressing.
Bad Education: Graduate Turns to the Internet To Fund $200,000 Undergrad Bill
Meet Kelli Space. She’s 23, graduated from high school in 2005, and went to Northeastern University. But she’s saddled with $200,000 of debt. What to do? Beg for help on the internet.
Amateur Stargazer Leads NASA to Baby Black Hole
Apparently Albert Einstein was wrong, black holes are not where God divided by zero!
Mediterranean Great White Sharks: Evolution’s Biggest Wrong Turn?
How has the Mediterranean great white shark contributed to globalization? By migration of course!
London’s Ministry of Stories: Nick Hornby, Inspired By Dave Eggers, Races To Save Our Imaginations
Forget about Hogwart’s “Ministry of Magic”, you can now en-role in Hornby’s “Ministry of Stories.”
Twitter Space Trivia: Where Over The World is Astronaut Scott Kelly?
Have you been looking for a way to combine your love for Twitter, trivia, geography and space into one useful purpose? Well thanks to astronaut Scott Kelly, your wish has come true.
Thanks, Sarah Palin: ‘Refudiate’ Dubbed Word of the Year
One of the most mocked Twitter blunders of the year just got a boost in prestige.
Britain’s Tuition-Fee Protests Turn Violent
Protests turned violent in London Wednesday, as nearly 100 students occupied Britain’s Conservative Party Headquarters, leading to a standoff with police over the U.K.’s proposal to increase fees and cut government funding of …
Dakota Fanning Can Do Everything, Like Be Crowned Homecoming Queen Twice
Everything about this story is completely foreign to NewsFeed’s experience.
350-Year-Old Animal Burrow Discovered in Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania: Home to all your breaking animal burrow news!
