We hear about mothers and children suing deadbeat dads all the time for back payment of child support, shirking paternal responsibilities and being an all around jerk. But NewsFeed has never heard of a father suing his son in a …
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Urgent American Poll: A Big ‘No’ to Heroin, Ghosts, Tanning Taxes – And Sarah Palin
There are more Americans who believe ghosts actually exist than there are people who think Sarah Palin would be an effective president.
An Educated Populace, High Taxes Mean Fewer Smokers
Sometimes studies determine things that are obvious! But this does not mean they are useless!
How Many People Attended Glenn Beck’s Rally? No One Seems to Know
Glenn Beck’s controversial ‘Restoring Honor’ rally on Saturday was bound to spark debate among media outlets. First order of contention: How many people were actually there?
Want to Be Class President in Mississippi? You Need to Be White [UPDATED]
Students at Nettleton Middle School must be doing great on their American History exams, because their school is almost literally living in the past!
Jon Gosselin to Abandon Self-Seriousness, Write Parenting Book If It Will Make People Notice
If you look up the word ‘irony’ in the dictionary, you will not find it because today it exploded.
Hard Workers are the Least-Liked People in Every Office
NewsFeed prides ourselves on being well-liked around the TIME offices for our bright smiles, hilarious jokes and — wait, what?
Guyana’s Health Minister Cautions Against Singing Too Much About Rum
NewsFeed has long been a fan of West Indian chutney. However, we have noticed that every time we listen to the latest hits we have a strange urge to drink. (And to dance, but that’s another story.)
Scientists Form General Theory of Bird Homosexuality
Scientists have long speculated gleefully about animal homosexuality. Some animals, like albatrosses, form lifelong homosexual relationships; others, like bonobos, step out on their partners and mate with anything that moves, …
Born in the U.S.A.: Mosque Protestors’ Ironic Anthem
The protesters in lower Manhattan have decided to adopt Bruce Springsteen’s anti-war anti-racism anthem as their own.
Know Ebonics? The U.S. Department of Justice Wants You!
NewsFeed readers, all those hours spent watching The Wire have finally paid off!
Competitors Frustrated by Caster Semenya’s Return
After a gender-testing controversy, South African runner Caster Semenya is back, and dominating the women’s races. But not everyone is happy with her comeback.
