Hipster Ariel swam onto our radar a few weeks back — but then she got a Twitter, a lot of publicity and basically sold out. Now she’s just way too mainstream.
Taken Down: Dem Lawmaker Tackled by Police at Wisconsin Capitol
Is this a case of highly coincidental — and unfortunate — mistaken identity?
Best of the Week: 3D Porn, Breast Milk Ice Cream, Weed-Mart
Let’s now look back at the most important things that happened in the world this week.
Surprise: In the Age of Sexting, Teen Virginity on the Rise
More sex seems to be happening on television than in teenage bedrooms. Or at least that’s what a federal government survey found of American sexual behavior.
Mike Huckabee Slams Natalie Portman For Being Pregnant ‘Out of Wedlock’
Never one to mince his words, Mike Huckabee attacked Best Actress winner Natalie Portman for glamorizing single parenthood. Clearly he’s just jealous she looks better than him in a tutu.
Tumblr of the Week: Paula Deen Riding Things
Oh, Internet. How we love you.
Controversial Bible Revision: About That ‘Virgin’ Thing…
Headline writers are having fun with stories about a new translation of the Bible, which has been in the works since 1994 and will finally be released on March 9 (Ash Wednesday): “Bishops boot ‘booty’ from revised Bible,” …
Arise Sir Colin? Oscar Winner Firth In Line for Knighthood
First he played a king. Now Colin Firth may be in line to meet a queen if he picks up a knighthood in Her Royal Highness’ Birthday Honors List.
Seven Days: NFL, Players Agree to Give Bargaining Talks Another Week
The tug-of-war continues between the NFL and its players, who extended a deadline for seven days to for a collective bargaining agreement. Time had been running out as late as Friday on whether there would be a lockout, which …
Blair River, Heart Attack Grill Spokesman, Dead at 29 from the Flu
There is something eerie about taking a job as the spokesman for a restaurant called Heart Attack Grill, which specializes in thick hamburgers, milkshakes and fries.
Laughing Baby Visits Today Show, Doesn’t Find Matt Lauer Funny
Poor Matt and Meredith. Even ripped paper is funnier than they are!
Reading While Eating for March 4: Panda Suits, VCR Nostalgia, Half-Time Pillow Fights
Your Friday links include anti-gravity beer and the perils of social media.