Because right now in Egypt, it’s definitely not safe to go in the water.
Wisconsin Leads U.S. in Drunk Drivers
This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s been on I-94 after a Packers game.
Distress in Antarctica: Cruise Ship Faces 30-Foot Waves
When the power went out and the ship’s windows shattered, passengers suddenly cared a lot less about their en-suite marble bathrooms.
Mark Zuckerberg To Donate Half His Wealth to Charity
See? He really isn’t the meanie portrayed in The Social Network.
Oprah Opens Up: “Not Even Kind Of” A Lesbian
In an interview with Barbara Walters that led to tears (don’t they all?), Oprah sets the record, er, straight.
Reading While Eating for December 9: Hypothetically Speaking
Thursday’s links stay optimistic and get romantic.
Blue Valentine Loses That Pesky NC-17 Rating
After much hype–and criticism–the upcoming film Blue Valentine has shed its NC-17 rating, aka The Box Office Killer.
Last-Minute Deal: Howard Stern Signs Up for Another 5 Years at Sirius XM
Good news for fans of Robin Quivers, Baba Booey (Gary Dell’Abate), Jeff the Drunk, and a gallery of raunchy things that NewsFeed would get in trouble for mentioning here: the self-proclaimed “King of All Media” Howard Stern is …
China Invents Own Peace Prize, Is Mocked By Taiwan
There are a couple things the Chinese Communist Party dislikes: Criticism, for one. Also, Taiwan. The folks at Next Media Animation don’t seem to care. They’ve created a video that mocks much of what the Middle Kingdom holds …
OMG! Willow Smith to Tour with Justin Bieber
And the hair-whipping celebrity spawn couldn’t be more excited.
Urban Meyer to Step Down as Head of Gator Nation
And fans at the University of Florida say, “Here we go again.”
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas – And Starbucks – in the Philippines
If you think the TSA officials had it rough over Thanksgiving, think again.