An embarrassing beginning. Rivals shooting themselves in the foot. A redemption narrative. Uh oh: Where have we seen this before?
Batman 3 Finally Named: The Dark Knight Rises
Ready the popcorn. The third installment of director Christopher Nolan’s much-touted Batman franchise will be named The Dark Knight Rises, a continuance with the dark themes of the second film The Dark Knight, which thrust late …
Even Dead, Michael Jackson Makes (A Lot) More Money Than You
Don’t feel too bad about it though; he also makes more money than Lady Gaga, Madonna, Jay-Z and Beyonce–combined!
Tony Blair’s Wife Sells His Autograph on eBay — for $16
She’s a high-powered lawyer, a best-selling author and Britain’s former First Lady. But even Cherie Blair seems to get a kick out of peddling used goods on eBay.
Working Man’s (Anti) Hero Steven Slater Explains Why He Went Nuts on Flight
Everyone who has ever shouted “screw this” as they walked off the job should be so lucky as ex-Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater, who got a chance to describe what happened the day he shouted obscenities into the plane’s PA …
Finally! The “Rent Is Too Damn High” Action Figure Is Here – And It Speaks!
NewsFeed has been waiting for this!
Morgan Freeman Vs. Betty White: The 10 Voices We’d Most Want To Read Our Autobiographies
Books-on-tape just got so much cooler. Actor Johnny Depp, along with Joe Hurley and even Keith Richards himself, will voice the 23-hour audiobook reading of Richards’ memoir Life, Hachette Audio announced Monday. Depp, the …
Falling In Love Takes Less Than A Second (Or Why We’re Never Paying For Dinner Again)
NewsFeed would now like to let its significant other know that it wants its money back on all those expensive meals.
Free iPad Engraving: Apple’s 36-Character Gift to You
Before embarking on this add-on, NewsFeed suggests that you consider the social repercussions.
LeBron’s Heat Debut: Lukewarm
NBA fans, repeat after me: the Boston Celtics have four All-Stars, and Shaq. The Boston Celtics have four All-Stars, and Shaq. The Boston Celtics have four All-Stars . . . and friggin’ Shaq.
The McHorror: McDonald’s Paying More For Bread and Meat, Could Increase Prices of Everything From Big Macs to McNuggets
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a more expensive bun.
Quotes: Joe Theismann on Why the Vikings Should Bench Brett Favre
“Sooner or later, somebody has to make a decision that’s in authority with the Minnesota Vikings to say, ‘Brett, sit down’. This was always my question: I’m tired of (kowtowing) to the king. It’s not Brett Favre’s organization.
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