In an awards show dominated by performances and celebrity drama, winning an actual trophy was an afterthought at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. The true winner? Who had the best reaction song to last year’s Kanye West debacle.
Will Taylor Swift Sing About Kanye West at Tonight’s VMAs?
Because if there’s anything we haven’t heard enough about, it’s Kanye West and Taylor Swift.
Happy Grandparents Day!
In honor of lovable grannies and papas around the world check out TIME’s portraits of centenarians.
Man Blames Cat for Child Porn on His Computer
Is this the criminal version of “my dog ate my homework?” (via The Smoking Gun)
Justin Bieber’s Acting Debut
Justin Bieber will be on CSI on September 23rd. Can’t wait that long? Here’s a sneak peek at the Biebster’s acting skills.
The 25 Best Places to Retire
Snowbirds, get out your pencil and paper. As you rev up your retired engines, one of the key questions often on the table is “Where should we move?” CNNMoney has the answers, with its list of the 25 best places to retire.
Burning the Koran
via Buzzfeed
Bedbug Bites: Martha Stewart Living Embroiled in Mattress Dispute
With a growing cornucopia of bedrooms suffering from those imprudent parasites, what’s a good old magnate to do?
Study: Women Who Make More, Divorce More
It seems that even for the ladies, it’s mo’ money, mo’ problems.
Remembering 9/11: The Evolution of Ground Zero
Ground Zero has slowly transformed from a disaster site to a place for reflection and remembrance. View TIME.com’s photo gallery for visuals of the area’s evolution.
Pastor Terry Jones Will Never Burn a Koran
At least that’s his story this week.
Quote: Sarah Palin’s Twitter Response
“Arnold should have landed; I could have explained our multi-billion dollar state surplus & US energy security efforts. What’s he been up to?”
-Sarah Palin’s Twitter response to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s earlier jab to Palin.