Tori Spelling gained notoriety and fame playing Donna Martin on Bevery Hills, 90210 in the 90s, but these days she goes to extra-special lengths to keep her name in the headlines—mainly by plastering her name all over everything she does. It wasn’t enough that her VH1 show was called So NoTORIous—in 2009 she released sTORI Telling, only to follow it a year later with Mommywood, and then 2011’s uncharted terriTORI. Sure, we guess she thinks it’s really clever. But even publisher Gallery Books can’t stop TORI-fying everything: “Just when you thought sTORI time was over…”
At least it’s not as bad as Full House star Jodie Sweetin’s memoir title, unSweetined.