Plot: It was supposed to be the launch of an all-new Lindsay Lohan, but she kicked off the show highlighting her checkered past. Her monitoring bracelet was relentless in keeping her confined to the stage, and amid grand ideals of trust and respect, the SNL cast members continually questioned her about her drug use. What’s more, they even scheduled a stand-in host.
Best Line: “I forgot how beautiful your eyes are. Can I see them? No really, let me see them. She’s clean.”