Cost: $16,000/month
“I need to protect him,” Evangelista told Love magazine in February 2012 of her child. But she’s chosen (probably wisely) to leave the actual protection part to the professionals. According to court documents the supermodel has requested $16,000 a month to provide full-time security for Augie, and these guys might be worth their outrageous wage: they’re former NYPD police detectives who will be responsible for shuttling the boy between Evangelista’s Chelsea penthouse, school, appointments and their secondary apartment on the Upper East side that’s reportedly “just for playdates.” All while ensuring that the kid stays insulated from the nefarious evildoers that prowl the streets of New York. Might we remind you again – he’s 5.