Before last night’s debate, the very official @OnionPolitics Twitter feed, run by America’s Finest News Source, was taken over by “Diamond Joe” Biden, the uncouth, authoritative, and rowdy veep created by The Onion over the past four years. The tweeting from “Biden’s” perspective continued throughout the debate, with the feed shedding light on the supposed inner dude-like monologue of the debater. While most aren’t family-friendly enough for printing, this one would explain his riled-up behavior. They are at a college, after all.
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