The U.S. Forest Service’s mascot. Smokey the Bear, is a little snippy this week because the shutdown has closed national parks nationwide: “You’re askin’ me if it’s hard to get laid off of a job I’ve held since 19-frickin’-44? Okay, let me ask you a question. Do I s*** in the woods?”
Late Night Laughs: The 5 Best Comedy Clips of the Week
Featuring people who think the government shutdown is crackers and a guy literally eating crackers off a treadmill