Report: Crocodiles Travel by Surfing Ocean Currents
Crocodiles who surf? What’s next, Tyrannosaurs in F-14s?
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The Internet is for Snark: ‘Dear Girls Above Me’
The Internet can be used for many wonderful things, but its chief function is to enable the mockery of strangers. Thus when two annoying girls moved into an L.A. apartment with paper-thin walls above Charlie McDowell in December …
Alanis Morissette Weds Underground Rapper Souleye
A rep for the Canadian pop star has announced that the pair were married May 22 at Morisette’s home in Los Angeles. A quick look at this weather forecast confirms that the ceremony was irony-free: It did not, in fact, rain on her …
Marvin Isley, Bassist for the Isley Brothers, Dies at 56
Isley, whose skill in the pocket helped his older brothers manage the transition from ’60s soul to ’70s funk, died last night in Chicago.
MTV Helps Tom Cruise Keep His Star Shining
Through dance!
Quotes: Ron Paul on Obama Oil Spill Criticism
“I just don’t see the justification for coming down hard on the president. … [It] represents the idea that the American people think the president is everything to everybody, that he should fix an oil leak.”
— REP. RON PAUL, …
Richard Dunn of Tim and Eric Fame Dies at 73
Actor Richard Dunn, best known for playing a bizarre Charlie Rose-like version of himself on the Adult Swim show Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! has passed away, according to a tweet from Tim and Eric‘s Tim Heidecker.