Here’s the story, of a lovely lady, who was apparently less-popular with the American people than a teen mom from Alaska.
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Witch Watch: Elvira Weighs In on the Whole Christine O’Donnell Situation
And also like Christine O’Donnell, Elvira is you–with one sizable difference.
Justin Bieber Hair For Everybody: The iPhone App No One Asked For
Who says the U.S. economy is in trouble? We lead the world in iPhone app innovation!
Got Tickets to a Must-See Concert? Here’s Why You Paid So Much
With the economy being the way it is, it’s difficult to justify the purchase of tickets at $200 a pop for good seats at a concert that doesn’t even take place until next year.
The Room Gets A Dubstep Remix, Dance Floors Across America Are All The Better For It
This beat is tearing me apart, Lisa!
Quotes: Elton John on Rush Limbaugh
“I was incensed when people said I was throwing away 40 years of credibility for money. No. I don’t need it.”
— ELTON JOHN, speaking to the U.K’s Radio Times about his decision to perform at the wedding of conservative radio …
Ashton Kutcher, CBS Make NewsFeed A Soothsayer
Our terrible omen of Twitter-based TV shows has come to pass.
Kanye’s Phoenix-Sex Cover Not Actually Banned
Who would have thought that Kanye West was the type to exaggerate things?
Dude, You Have Fractals On Your Wall
It’s not often that visualizations of mathematical formulas end up in dorm rooms.
First Shots Fired in Deodorant Wars: Which Scent Will Come Out On Top?
Look at an Old Spice commercial. Then look at an Axe commercial. Then back to Old Spice. Any questions?
Glastonbury Concert Canceled Due To Olympic Toilet Shortage
There’s one thing we think about this news: It stinks!
Was Princess Leia Getting High While Battling the Empire?
During filming of The Empire Strikes Back, the second movie in the epic “Star Wars” saga, it turns out the subzero planet Hoth didn’t have the only snow on the set.




