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Naked Cowboy to Sue Naked Indian over Times Sq. Turf
Times Square ain’t big enough for the both of us and our nakenesses.
Needles Found in Turkey Sandwiches on Delta Flights
Five separate meals on three flights had been tampered with, say Delta officials.
After Man’s Death, Woman Watches NASCAR with Him for 18 Months
A Michigan woman didn’t want to say goodbye to her friend, so she kept the corpse in his armchair.
Papua New Guinea Cult Members Arrested for Cannibalism
The 29 cult members allegedly murdered a group of witch doctors, ate their brains raw and made soup from their penises.
‘Frankenstein’ Mummies Found in Scotland
Scientists have discovered 3,000-year-old bodies that they believe were assembled from several unrelated corpses.
CDC Publishes Wedding Day Survival Guide
Sometimes, one of the world’s only official repositories of smallpox wants to have its fun, too.
German Town Designates ‘Easy’ Parking Spots for Women
Women are free to try to park in the tighter spots, insists Triberg’s mayor. It’s just better left to the menfolk
Man Finds Stolen Car on eBay Four Decades Later
A Texas man whose car was stolen managed to get it back after spotting the vehicle on eBay while surfing the Internet – only a good 42 years after it disappeared.
Man Assaults Girlfriend with Steak Sauce over ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
A British man was charged with assault for his attempt to stop his girlfriend from reading the sexy bestseller.
Roswell Really Happened, Says Former CIA Agent
A 35-year agency veteran says he knows what went down in the New Mexico desert 65 years ago — and coincidentally has a new book to promote
Dinosaur Vandals Strike Again in Canada
A damaged Hadrosaur skeleton is the fourth recent example of crimes against dino fossils, and Mounties are still searching for suspects.