“This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends…”
Bizarre
Romantic Rival Stabs Estranged Husband With Zelda Sword
In a fight over a girl. How medieval.
Dove Says Even Your Armpits Are Beautiful, Because Dove Loves You Unconditionally
Their new ad is the pits
No, This Website Won’t Actually Make Salami Out Of Famous People
Kanye West will never be a cured sausage
Smoke Out! Utah Students Caught Smoking Marijuana in Igloo
Police have torn it down
Pot-Flavored Condoms Are A Thing Now
Stoned love can be yours, for just $2 a pop
Pop-Tart Party and the Prince of Tarts
Pop-Tart collector Dennis Hasty explains the history of the foiled pastry in honor of Pop-Tart’s 50th anniversary.
Florida Woman Calls 911 Because of Raw Waffles
PSA of the day
Family Claims 96-Year-Old Uncle Found Dead Rat in His Birthday Cake
Worst birthday ever
The U.S.’s Clown Shortage Is No Laughing Matter
Soon, there may be no more clowns left to send in
Mom Delivers Three Babies, Gets One Free
Kimberley Fugate was giving birth to triplets when doctors found a fourth set of feet during her C-section
A Mexican Couple Named Their Baby Facebook, And The Government Wasn’t Happy About It
The name has now been banned