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Facebook Kills Phone Rumors, But Bigger Things to Come?
Facebook has denied rumors that it is in the early stages of developing its own telephone. But the company’s statement could be a window into Facebook’s dream of taking over the world. (Techland breaks down the possibilities)
Finally, Something to Love About Justin Bieber: Bieber Puns!
Puns, believed by some to be the lowest form of humor, are actually amazing. But puns that involve Justin Bieber? Doubly amazing!
Happy Monday: DJ Kitty Video
Here’s a video to make your ‘case of the Mondays’ better: a cat, dressed in a Tampa Bay Rays jersey, a backwards cap and some bling, waving his paws in the air, spinning Gucci Mane’s “Wasted”.
Follow Friday: Five Feeds To Excite You For The Stewart/Colbert Rally
In the weeks leading up to the Rally to Restore Sanity and the March to Keep Fear Alive, these Daily Show correspondents and alums will keep your funny bone primed for the October 30 hilarity.
Video: Baby Monkey Riding a Baby Pig — Enough Said
Simply because it’s Friday, here is an adorable video of a baby monkey riding a baby pig. Backwards.
The Internet Wins: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert Announce D.C. Rallies
When the web calls, Stewart and Colbert answer.
Behold Hipster Boxing: Where Hipsters Meet Other Hipsters – And Fight!
As the website says, “Say what you want about their ironic mustaches or penchant for PBR, there’s no denying that they have some of the most entertaining profile pictures around.”
Pot Prices Go Viral: Crowdsourcing the Drug Deal?
The intrawebs have made it possible to compare prices and find bargains on everything from airline tickets to laptops. But here’s something we didn’t see coming: A nationwide heat map of marijuana prices.
John Mayer Left Twitter: Where Does His Account Go Now?
The pop star’s sudden move left his 3.7 million followers waiting on the world to change.
Maine Newspaper Apologizes For Daring to Run Muslim Photo on 9/11
If you are a Muslim in America, be warned: apparently now even the very fact that you exist is offensive to people on September 11th.
Reddit Campaign for Colbert Rally Breaks Donation Record
Most Internet petitions tend to fizzle out without much happening. But Reddit’s movement for a Stephen Colbert-hosted rally has raised major attention, and more than $100,000 for charity.