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New Chiquita Banana Stickers Are Designed By Customers
Your banana just got a face lift.
Are You a Dancer? A Bartender? You’re More Likely to Divorce
Looking to get married? Steer clear of dancers and find yourself a farmer.
Toking News: CBS News Reporter Busted for Growing Marijuana
Georgetown is home to a lot of people who could be growing marijuana on the sly: lacrosse players, congressional aides and … respected radio journalists?
Men Are Looking for Women with Nice… Arms?
Ladies, have you ever agonized over what exactly it is men are looking for in a woman? Right, neither have we. But if you have, the time to agonize is over; men are most attracted to women with great arms.
Dust Off Your Cape–The Original Batmobile is Back!
Dust off your cape. Clear out the bat cave. The original Batmobile from the 1960s TV series starring Adam West is back.
Tripadvisors, Beware: That No-Star Review Might Get You Sued
Next time that four-star hotel forgets to put a chocolate on your pillow, take a deep breath before posting that scathing review.
The Col-Pop: Fast Food for the Even More Lazy and Slothful
This is likely a punishment for surfing the Internet late at night when NewsFeed actually should have been in bed.
Silly Bandz: The New Way to Flirt?
Forget buying a girl a drink — to really win her heart, just slip her a rubber-band bracelet.
Lottery Lightning Strikes Twice: Mo. Man Wins $2M Months After Winning $1M
Ernest Pullen is the unluckiest man in the world. Really, how unfortunate can a person be when he wins $2 million in the Missouri State Lottery, just months after winning $1 million from the agency?
Mid-Life Crisis: Now Hitting Earlier Than Ever!
If you are in your mid-30s look away now because growing old never looked so gray.
One Giant Leap For Mankind: First Beer Brewed For Space
Want to be hungover in zero gravity? Didn’t think so.