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Survey: Women Most Beautiful at 31
You think Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift are gorgeous now? Wait until they hit their 30s.
Forever 21 Launches Maternity Line – Is It Targeted at Teens?
Teen favorite clothing chain Forever 21 is facing controversy over its new maternity line, Love 21, which is launching in five states—Texas, California, Arizona, Alaska and Utah, this month.
Quotes: Spencer Pratt on Leaving Heidi Montag
“We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it. [Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that.”
— SPENCER PRATT, on his breakup with Heidi Montag. (via People)
Are Kids Getting High Off of ‘Digital Drugs’?
D.A.R.E. to keep kids off headphones.
Carl’s Jr., Hardee’s Roll Out Footlong Cheeseburger Fit for a Champion
Just when KFC’s Double Down appeared to claim the fast-food glutton’s crown, the tandem beefed up its candidacy with a new giant sandwich.
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Lies of Love: OkCupid Compiles Online Dating’s Most Common Fibs
Do you really think she won’t notice you’re really 5’6″? Or that since your last photo was taken you’ve gotten much older/uglier/fatter?
France Moves Toward a ‘Burqa’ Ban
Calling full face veils “a new form of enslavement,” the lower house of the French parliament voted 335 to 1 to ban any garment which obstructs the face.
Will Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch Become A State Park?
A California legislator wants to make Neverland Ranch open to the public, but first, a broke California must foot the bill.
Want to Break a Guinness World Record? Lose the Clothing
Attention: If you are a Guinness Record hopeful and are hopelessly inept, we’ve found an event for you. Assuming you’re willing to bare it all.
Alaska Lovin’: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Announce Engagement
In an exclusive interview with Us Weekly, Sarah Palin’s daughter announced her engagement with long-time love interest (and some-time Palin family antagonist) Levi Johnston.