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Forget Flying: Americans Want to Read Minds and Travel Through Time
If you already knew that, then maybe you’re already a mind reader.
Quadriplegic Sues Disney After Being Trapped on ‘Small World’ Ride
Rack this up as one of NewsFeed’s worst nightmares: A quadriplegic man is suing Disneyland after being stranded on the “It’s A Small World” ride for more than 40 minutes during an evacuation.
The Horror! Some British Companies Will Make Employees Work on Royal Wedding Day
The highly-anticipated nuptial ceremony has been declared an official holiday in Britain. But some employers aren’t heeding the royal command.
The Solution to Belgium’s Government Crisis: Stop Having Sex?
Talk about hitting below the belt.
Who’s Your Daddy? Do-It-Yourself Paternity Tests Hit Pharmacies Across Britain
For years it’s seemed like the only way to get a DNA test is by appearing in court—or on the Maury Povich Show. That’s finally changing.
The Ultimate Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift: Stuffed STDs?
Nothing says (anti) Happy Valentine’s Day like giving that special someone a memorable dose of Chlamydia. But for lonely singles out there this 14 Feb., not to worry, now you too can now be the proud owner of one, in the shape …
Crime Map Website Launches in Britain, Promptly Crashes
This idea is so good, it’s almost criminal.
Controversial Chicken: Chick-fil-A’s Gay Rights Rumble
Gay-rights activists want you to think twice before ordering your next chicken sandwich and waffle fries. (via The New York Times)
No Tall Tale: Did Cocktail Waitresses Get Canned for Being Too Short?
Lounges are notably judgmental when it comes to their clientele, but now a popular New York night spot must stand up to discrimination charges from former employees.
Weekend Wrap-Up: Chaos in Egypt, Zuckerberg on SNL, and One Old Guy Going Goo Goo For GaGa
Good morning, NewsFeeders, and welcome back to the office. We’ll give you a minute to get all settled, back to the daily grind. But look at the bright side, it’s only five more days till the weekend!
Men Will Forgive Cheating…As Long as It’s With Another Woman
Half of men say they would forgive their partner’s infidelity, so long as it occurred with a woman. (via Reuters)