With his failed marriage in the rearview mirror, the embattled Tiger embodied his top ranking on Thursday.
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Quotes: Golfer Jim Furyk on His DQ from the Barclays for Oversleeping
“I’m kicking myself. I have a way of climbing into situations that are all my fault.”
— JIM FURYK, pro golfer, on his disqualification from The Barclays because he overslept and missed his pro-am tee time (Via the Associated Press)
Quotes: Elin Nordegren on Her Divorce from Tiger Woods
“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children,”
— ELIN NORDEGREN, Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, on the finalizing of her divorce from …
Tiger’s Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Breaks Her Silence
Elin Nordegren hasn’t spoken to the media over the course of these past nine months but People managed to get the scoop.
Usain Bolt Now World’s Best Paid — and Quickest — Athletic Star
It seems that the love affair between Usain Bolt and his sponsors of nearly ten years Puma just keeps on – ahem – running. The world’s fastest ever man has announced that he has signed the biggest sponsorship deal in …
Pro Golfer Erica Blasberg’s Death Ruled a Suicide
Months after the 25-year-old LPGA tour member was found non-responsive in her Las Vegas home, police have concluded that her case is one of suicide by suffocation.
Quotes: Buffalo Bills Coach Chan Gailey Lectures Teen Hecklers
“If you dog one of us, you dog all of us,”
— CHAN GAILEY, Head Coach of the NFL’s Buffalo Bills, to a group of teenagers heckling his players at an open practice on Tuesday (Via the Associated Press)
New York Anti-Mosque Demonstrators Pick on Wrong Guy
Apparently some of the people protesting the proposed Islamic center near the World Trade Center site are so eager to look for a scapegoat they’ll verbally beat up on anyone.
Curse of the Favre? Sidney Rice Has Hip Surgery, Out for Half of Season
Brett Favre has ended his requisite summer deliberations/”look-at-me!” rituals and returned to the Minnesota Vikings, only to find that his best receiver is now out for the first half of the season. Is it karma?
So, Tiger, You’re Officially Divorced: 8 Ways To Own That Bad Boy Image
In light of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren’s divorce officially going through, NewsFeed thinks it’d be nice if Tiger dropped the whole straight-laced-golfer façade and just embraced the bad-boy image, once and for all. Might …
Ochocinco’s Actual Reality Interfering with Ochocinco Reality Show
Don’t you hate it when you’re dating somebody and your company wants you to keep it quiet because they are publicly pimping you out to someone else? (NewsFeed certainly does every time it happens which us, which is all the time!)
Entire Football Team (Well, Nearly) Sidelined By Same Injury
‘Tis the season for the harsh challenges of high school football training camp. The heat, the sweat, the worn out cleats, the coach yelling at the top of his lungs, the seniors waiting to knock you on your behind during drills.




