And the Boyfriend of the Year Award goes to, unsurprisingly, not this guy.
Sports
A Paris Team’s Shocking New Uniforms: Hardly Haute Couture
Rugby isn’t a sport for the faint-hearted—especially if you have to play it wearing something as frightful as this.
Tim Tebow Gets Friar Tuck Haircut
Every rookie gets hazed. And well, when you’re as famously pious as Tim Tebow is, sometimes your teammates give you a haircut to match. (Via LenDale White’s Twitter, a phrase never before uttered in the pages of TIME magazine.)
Goliath Falls: Usain Bolt, Tiger Woods, Implode
While you were at the beach this weekend, two of the most iconic athletes competing today had bona fide meltdowns.
Obama Tests Basketball Skills Against LeBron, Carmelo and Co.
LeBron James and Dwayne Wade likely aren’t popular in Cleveland, and they haven’t yet earned their mettle in Miami, but they have been welcomed in Washington.
Is the NBA Okay with Isiah Thomas’ Return to the Knicks?
Just when you’d think “Zeke’s” pro prospects look bleak, the Knicks are quick to dispel those doubts.
Tyson Gay Upsets Usain Bolt in Battle of Track Titans
Entering Friday’s race, Bolt’s claim to 100-meter fame was the world record. But history did little to faze Gay in Stockholm.
Chain Reaction: Cyclists Said to Back Claims That Armstrong Doped
The world of cycling has been best known in recent years for allegations surrounding drug use among the sport’s stars rather than reflecting on their awesome achievements. That doesn’t look like changing any time soon.
A-Rod Smashes Home Run #600
Curtain call, please. Yankees’ slugger Alex Rodriguez salutes the fans after hitting his 600th career home run off Toronto Blue Jays starting pitcher Shaun Marcum in the first inning of their game Wednesday at Yankee Stadium.
Brett Favre’s Top Retirement Ramblings
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Minnesota Vikings training camp has opened. Head Coach Brad Childress was hoping that Favre’s plans were clear.
Ndamukong Suh’s iPad Donation Makes Nebraska High-Tech
Apple touts its new tablet as a medium to “see the web, e-mail and photos like never before.” With a little help from a famous alum, future Cornhuskers recruits will have access to that avenue.
After World Cup Humiliation, North Korean Team is Publicly Shamed
You gotta feel for the North Korean football squad. As if losing all three group games in the World Cup wasn’t bad enough, the players had to endure a six-hour public shaming once they returned home.