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Saudi Prince Jailed for Life for Murdering Servant
This sad, sordid story came to an end Wednesday with Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser al Saud getting the longest sentence of them all.
Saudi Prince Who Is Definitely Not Gay Convicted Of Murdering Servant
The usual excuse, “They were just really good friends,” does not seem to apply here either, though.
Her Tale Will Go On: Titanic Survivor’s Story Sold at Auction
The ship of dreams (and nightmares), has been brought back to life through one survivor’s story.
Woman Who Threw Cat in Trash Can Gets Paltry Fine
Any way you shake it, this was not the purr-fect ending for those who wanted justice to be handed out to the British woman filmed dumping a cat into a trash can.
Miracles Down Under: Meet Australia’s First Saint
Catholic Aussies celebrated Australia’s very first saint Sunday, as Mary MacKillop, along with five other proclaimed miracle-makers formally described as “Blessed,” was canonized. (via CNN)
Glastonbury Concert Canceled Due To Olympic Toilet Shortage
There’s one thing we think about this news: It stinks!
Will Wayne Rooney Leave Manchester United?
In the U.K. right now, it seems as if there are only three topics of conversation: what will be the extent of the government’s cuts, why can’t the X-Factor judges just get along and is the country’s most famous soccer player …
Need Some Shut-Eye? Join Spain’s Siesta Contest
Think you’re an expert nap-taker? Prove it.
Weekend Wrap-up: What You Missed on Your Days Off
While you were sleeping late, enjoying leisurely brunches and going for relaxing strolls in the park, NewsFeed was working. And while you may have had a refreshing few days off (note: NewsFeed is not bitter), you likely missed …
Quotes: Israel Approves Construction of New Homes in East Jerusalem
“This is a severe blow to the efforts by the United States and the Arab League to prevent the peace process from collapsing. Once again, Mr. Netanyahu has chosen settlements over peace.”
— SAEB EREKAT, Chief Palestinian …
NESV — Finally — Buys Liverpool Football Club
The longest running saga in sports business has come to an end.