Irrespective of the truth, that’s one hell of a way to go about securing a wedding invite, Ellen.
Abraham Lincoln Joins Twitter on His 202nd Birthday
For a taste of Honest Abe’s wisdom, you could crack open a history book – but this just seems more engaging.
Naturally, Justin Bieber’s Nail-Polish Line Sells 1 Million Bottles
The beauty expert teen girls trust? A 16-year-old boy.
Why Can’t We Be Friends? ‘Civility Please’ Initiative Urges Decency in Daily Life
In this era of political vitriol and pop culture faux pas, a new campaign begs us to coexist rationally.
Unsure Where to Head Next, Hosni Mubarak? We’ve Got Your Ideal Exile Locations
Guess Mubarak didn’t get the memo that most exiled leaders decide to actually leave their country.
Want to Dress Like An Accused Robber? Bad News: Lindsay Lohan’s White Dress is Sold Out
For Lindsay Lohan, the little white dress she wore to her court arrangement Wednesday represented her innocence.
Quotes: Advice To Live By From Charlie Sheen
“Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk.”
-CHARLIE SHEEN, giving life advice to the UCLA baseball team on Thursday. (via TMZ)
Best of the Week: Glowing Surgery, Confession Apps and Harry Baals
Look at that, another week just flew by. Good thing NewsFeed’s rounded up the week’s top stories in case you missed these headlines.
Mission Accomplished: See Video of the Celebrations After Mubarak’s Resignation
Tonight, the scene in Tahrir Square and across Egypt is one of jubilation. See what the Egyptians are seeing during the continuing fanfare.
Just Go With It: See It, or Live Without It?
Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler team up for a rom-com full of lies, deceit and belly buttons. But is it enough to make audiences “go with it?” The reviews are in.
Your Table Eats What? Carnivorous Furniture Coming Soon
Seriously, you couldn’t make this up.
Julian Assange’s Lawyer: It Was Missionary Position, Not Assault
Warning: The following report contains some graphic content.