Note to FIFA: As you’re clearly happy to throw domestic soccer into chaos, why not double the size of the goal and allow everyone to use their hands while you’re at it?
Four Loko’s Silver Lining: From ‘Blackout in a Can’ to Ethanol
The manufacturers of Four Loko and other alcohol-laced energy drinks claimed their beverages would help you power through the night. In the wake of FDA warnings about their safety, discarded cans of the drinks are now powering …
Thumbs Aloft! Paul McCartney to Play at Royal Wedding?
The world’s greatest wedding just got that much greater.
Oops: Man’s Dream Home Accidentally Demolished
When 40-year old Andre Hall came home to Pittsburgh after the holidays, he noticed something was missing. His house.
Indian Woman Sets Guinness World Record For Longest Dance
Kalamandalam Hemalatha has shown the world why she’s known as “the dancing queen of Kerala.”
For the Birds: Saudi Arabia ‘Detains’ Vulture for Possible Espionage
The name’s Bird. James Bird.
On The Market: The Famed Ferris Bueller House
Ever dream of going back to high school and doing things a bit…differently?
The One Director Who Could Make a Good Godzilla Reboot
Do we really need another Godzilla movie? With the images from the 1998 version starring Matthew Broderick still burned into our retinas, it seems that the nuclear sea monster should stay stuck in the depths of classic film history.
Quotes: Homeless Man ‘With a Golden Voice’ Ted Williams on His Second Chance
“There’s no way in the world I could ever have imagined to have all of this, all of a sudden, just come into this portion of my life.”
— TED WILLIAMS, the homeless man “with a golden voice” who, after a video taken of him …
Placing a Tax on Witches? Get Ready For a Curse
In these tough economic times, even witches have to pay taxes, at least in Romania. And not all of them are happy about it.
Director McG to Bring Life Back to the Ouija Board
Director McG, of Charlie’s Angels and Terminator Salvation fame, beat out The Crazies director Breck Eisner to lead Universal’s new project Ouija, based on the Hasbro board game.
Why Have Spam Levels Suddenly Fallen?
NewsFeed was about to offer you High Qua1ityMedications, a discount on Viagra and the opportunity to fund a small African country. But then we noticed that spam levels had fallen, so we thought better of it.