If you look up the word ‘irony’ in the dictionary, you will not find it because today it exploded.
BP Abandons Arctic Drilling Interests in Greenland
With a rubber stamp of disapproval in the Gulf of Mexico, the oil company is reportedly having difficulty convincing other countries to partake in an offshore handshake.
Male Version of The View in Development
Get excited, men of America: All your dreams are about to come true!
Tuition Due Soon? Here Are 20 Ways to Get It
School days are upon us again, and so is the angst that students go through as college classes begin and registrars warn incoming freshmen: “Fish betta have my money!”
Fall Music: Dylan Announces Bootleg Series, Vol. 9
If fall album releases from Taylor Swift and Good Charlotte don’t exactly have you marking your calendars, maybe this will.
N.Y. Cab Driver Stabbed After Muslim Identity was Questioned
The drunken passenger that posed the inquiry has been arrested on charges of attempted murder as a hate crime.
Quotes: Golfer Jim Furyk on His DQ from the Barclays for Oversleeping
“I’m kicking myself. I have a way of climbing into situations that are all my fault.”
— JIM FURYK, pro golfer, on his disqualification from The Barclays because he overslept and missed his pro-am tee time (Via the Associated Press)
‘0 Views’ Showcases YouTube’s Least Viral
What does it take for a web video to not log one single view?
Bagel Tax! New York State Cracks Down
On a rainy Wednesday morning, straphangers seize their consciousness from a freshly sliced bagel with cream cheese and a cup of piping hot coffee.
Worst Candidate Interview Ever? Worst Candidate Interview Ever.
Well, this is awkward.
Quotes: Elin Nordegren on Her Divorce from Tiger Woods
“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children,”
— ELIN NORDEGREN, Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, on the finalizing of her divorce from …
There are Words You are Using Incorrectly and You Really Should Stop That
NewsFeed is a hit at parties because we are always correcting people’s grammar and word choices. Now it appears we have a kindred spirit at Reader’s Digest.




