Shocker: We’re probably going to say the same words in 2011 as we did this year.
Attention, Wal-Mart Shoppers, an Urgent Message from the Department of Homeland Security
Coming soon to your nearest Wal-Mart: fear!
Frozen Britain: Drivers Stuck in Snow For Up to 10 Hours
Heavy snow Monday night forced hundreds of motorists to spend the night in their cars. Bet you’re not complaining about your small apartment now.
The King Lives: Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Songs Leaked
The King of Pop keeps throwing down—even from the grave.
Peace-ful Protest: List of Countries Boycotting Nobel Grows
If you, like China, think that the Nobel committee is a bunch of “clowns” who are “orchestrating an anti-China fuss” you can add yourself to the growing list of 19 countries who are banning Friday’s awards ceremony in Oslo, Norway.
Impending Crisis: Earth to Run Out of Food by 2050?
Is the earth running out of food? That’s what scientists warned if the world leaders don’t act now and negotiate food security policies at this week’s Climate Change talks in Cancun, reports the New Zealand Herald.
Police: WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange Arrested in London
Julian Assange, the public face of WikiLeaks, was arrested Tuesday morning in London at the request of Swedish authorities, Scotland Yard said. After voluntarily surrendering to police, the 39-year old Australian is expected to …
Taking His Talents to South Beach: LeBron James for 2010 Person of the Year?
Here at Time Magazine, we’re closing in on our version of The Decision. What should we do?
WikiLeaks: Burma Considered Buying Manchester United?
In 2008, as Burma struggled to recover from a cyclone that killed 140,000, the ruling junta mulled a $1 billion shopping spree. On their wish list? A soccer club.
Who Needs Mars: Japanese Probe Reaches Venus
People keep buzzing about water on the moon, and missions to mars – not to mention arsenic-based life forms – but Japan has instead chosen the second planet from the sun as the test location for their first orbiting probe.
Quotes: Bristol Palin on Why Margaret Cho Should Embrace Conservative Values
“You would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.”
—BRISTOL PALIN, in a Facebook memo to her former Dancing With the Stars co-star Margaret Cho, on what would happen if the liberal comedienne came to …
Dissatisfaction Guaranteed: AT&T Named Worst Service Provider
Many iPhone users could have told you this themselves. (via Techland)