The front office of the Tampa Bay Rays may want to follow the example of the U.S. Ryder Cup captain Corey Pavin, and tell their players to stop tweeting.
Could A Magnet Force You To Be Left-Handed?
Magnetic mind control? It’s possible.
Payback Time: Dez Bryant Foots $55K Dinner Bill for Cowboys Teammates
It had to have gone something like this. “Gentlemen, can I take your order?” “We all want America’s steak — Dez is paying.”
Democrats Are Better Drivers Than Republicans
It seems that car accidents, like political preferences, tend to fall within some pretty rigid state lines.
One Giant Leap For Mankind: First Beer Brewed For Space
Want to be hungover in zero gravity? Didn’t think so.
Listen Up: Supreme Court to Release Audio of All Arguments Online
Ever craved the chance to view a high-court case in action? Headphones will have to do for now.
Middle East Water Park Uses Global Warming as a Gimmick
Here’s your dose of irony for the day.
NFL Turns Its Marketing Attention to Female Football Fans
Don’t worry, ladies. NewsFeed knows what you’re thinking: it’s about time.
OMG Twilight Casting News: Two Newcomers Join Franchise Finale
NewsFeed actually sort of enjoyed the first Twilight movie, and though we skipped the second and third — they looked boring! — we have high hopes for the utter insanity that is coming in the fourth and fifth films. And now, …
Hobbit Movie Faces Axe Over Labor Negotiations
All is not well in the Shire.
Stiletto Relay Team Sets World Record
If you think pounding the pavement in high heels is tough, then watch this.
War Is Over! World War I, That Is
Perhaps Germany can now officially move on.