Someone tell Carl Paladino: Gays really are like you and me!
Tom Clancy? Harley Davidson? Phish? Oh, it’s so much worse than we thought.
As OkTrends says, finally, there’s statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting screwed by Apple.
Do you really think she won’t notice you’re really 5’6″? Or that since your last photo was taken you’ve gotten much older/uglier/fatter?