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“Regrettably, the awesome rumor of my upcoming cameo on The Simpsons is unfounded. I remain, however, steadfast as always in my commitment to the character of Lisa, whom I have of course had the privilege of voicing for the last twenty-one years, in my dreams.”
–JOANNA NEWSOM, indie harpist, denying talk on the Internet that she would soon appear on the animated sitcom The Simpsons.