“It was real. [Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless … Looking back now, it was like, ‘F___, they downloaded something into me!’ Or they uploaded
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Guatemalan President Divorces Wife So She Can Run Next
Getting a divorce so your wife can become president? That’s love.
The Top 5 Surprises From the NCAA Tournament — So Far
The first two rounds the March Madness lived up to the hype, like they always seem to do.
Burrito Backfire: Man Starts Shooting After an Increase in Taco Bell Prices
While no one exactly enjoys price increases, one San Antonio man took a 50-cent hike on Taco Bell burritos a little too hard.
From Sumo Wrestling to Running: 400-Pound Man Completes L.A. Marathon
It took nine hours, 48 minutes and 52 seconds, but former sumo wrestler Kelly Gneiting succeeded in crossing the finish line at the L.A. Marathon on Sunday — and earned his spot in the record books.
South Carolina May Crack Down on Facebook in the Big House
Worried about inmates who use the site to organize crime and intimidate their victims, South Carolina is considering stiff penalties to discourage them from logging on behind bars.
Google: College Grads’ Most-Wanted Employer
If you’re a college grad reading this, chances are you’re dying to work for Google.
John Travolta’s Qantas Safety Video Cameo: Cheesy or Smart?
Qantas Airways flight attendants and pilots have taken to the Web to voice their annoyance with a safety-demonstration video that’s introduced by actor and licensed pilot John Travolta.
Do You Have the ‘Right To Be Forgotten’ On The Internet?
Have you ever thought it unfair that you couldn’t control what the Internet remembers about you? The European Union has.
Drama Queen: Lifetime’s ‘William & Kate’ Trailer Serves Up the Sap
We expected Lifetime to amp up the cheese for this forthcoming biopic about Prince William and Kate Middleton. But this preview clip surpassed our corniest imaginations. (via Windsor Knot)
‘Nuclear Boy’ Explains Fukushima Crisis to Japanese Children
How do you explain the complicated disaster of the Fukushima nuclear complex to children? Well, you could start with a cartoon and some toilet humor.
From Margaritas to Warlocks? Jimmy Buffett Wants to Trademark ‘Tiger Blood’
Why should Charlie Sheen be the only one profiting off his bizarre rants?