Who doesn’t love juicy chicken fingers, crispy french fries and cheesy mozzarella sticks? Consuming just one of these deep-fried indulgences is enough to keep us dieting for days, so imagine what restraint would necessarily follow one bite of Paula Deen’s “Fat Darrell” Sandwich. The name says it all: The trifecta of fried foods, topped with marinara sauce, lettuce and tomato and sandwiched between two slabs of bread. It’s gluttonous bar food on a bun — guaranteed to leave you with the bitter taste of regret.