Don’t drink anything sent to you in the mail.
California Lawmakers Want to Make Porn Stars Wear Super Sexy Goggles
Think we just found a new use for Google Glass, though.
Woman Sues Dating Site Claiming She Hurt Her Wrist Creating Fake Profiles of Sexy Ladies
You mean that “Kristie is in your area and wants to meet up” message was all a lie?
New Jennifer Lopez Barbie Doll Does Not Come Equipped With Her Magical Voice
Love don’t cost a thing, but these toys cost $29.95 each.
Miley Cyrus Campaigns for World Peace at MTV’s EMAs
Foam finger not included
Venezuelan Crowned Miss Universe 2013
TV host Gabriela Isler becomes seventh contest win for the nation
Late Night Laughs: The 5 Best Comedy Clips of the Week
The week in late-night television, from jokes about martinis to jokes about crack cocaine
‘Wizz Kid’ Physicists Working to Solve Urine Splashback
Two physicists are trying to solve one of mankind’s oldest problems
Go Blue or Go Home: 4 Easy Ways to Get More Instagram Likes
Because there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting no likes, loser
ICYMI: Hey, Why Does This Banana Taste Like Poisonous Spiders Ahhh NOOOOO
All the viral stories we missed this week.
Whoa, Nelly: Cornell Found Guilty of Destroying $200K Worth Of Horse Semen
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, or anywhere else really.
There’s a Bruce Springsteen Religion Class for College Kids Who Worship “The Boss”
Wish you were still in college?