Good: Kids at The Dean Academy are getting a day off. Bad: It’s so spiders don’t kill them.
Ja Rule Became an Expert on Microwave Cuisine in Prison, So Now He’s Writing a Cookbook
Microwave cheesecake, anyone?
By the Numbers: Prince George’s Christening
His first public appearance in 3 months.
Art Thief May Sue Museum for Making Robbery Too Easy
Shame on you, museum.
The FDA has No Idea Why Jerky Treats Are Killing Hundreds of Dogs
600 dogs and 10 cats have died after eating the treats.
Here’s the New Song From “What Does The Fox Say” Duo Ylvis
Bay State residents will appreciate this
Patriots Player Gronkowski Gives Gridiron Lessons For Women…Complete with Cocktails
That’s one way to spend a bye week.
How to Fight a Shark: Punch It in the Eye
That’s one way to do it.
Press 2 for Oops: Callers Complaining About S.F. Marathon Misdirected To Sex Hotline
Not much for a mood change
New Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Honors San Diego’s Favorite News Anchor
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
America’s Mood Map: An Interactive Guide to the United States of Attitude
West Virginia is the most neurotic state, Utah is the most agreeable and the folks of Wisconsin are the country’s most extroverted, a new study says. Take TIME’s test to find out which state most suits you
Japan’s Hottest New Sex Trend Is Not Having Sex
Everybody’s (not) doing it