October 22, 2013
Guy Who Stole $150 Worth of Trading Cards Is Totally Getting Laid Tonight
Now to see if he triggers the cops’ trap card.
Why Wear Your Own Skin When You Could Wear Nicolas Cage?
It’s sold out already, and fans are in a state of “Cage rage.”
Dad Weeps With Joy Over Son’s Average Report Card
Was this recorded on Upworthy Candid Camera or something?
Now You Can Pay to Have Your Stuffed Animals Go on Vacation
Why go somewhere when you can send your teddy bear instead?
This Halloween Light Display Set to The Fox Is Strangely Mesmerizing
Try not to be hypnotized.
Experience the First Parachute Jump Ever With Today’s Google Doodle
Interactive game recreates moment on the 216th anniversary of the feat.
Surveillance Is So Dope: Google Earth Helps Bust Pot Farm
Maybe don’t grow a bunch of weed outdoors.
Thisssss Is How Kanyeee Proposed to Kimmmm!!!
Check out that rock.
50 Cultural Experiences to Try in 2014
From a rattlesnake derby to an avant-garde film festival, TIME editors round up the enriching adventures you need to try next year
Chuck E. Cheese: Where Kids Can be Kids and Adults Can be Arrested for Battery
The prize line turned into a battle ground.
Pushup Bra for Men Turns Man Boobs into Power Pecs
Another manly addition to achieving a svelte physique