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Man Arrested for Allegedly Selling Stranger’s House on Craigslist
The latest Craigslist scam.
Florida Needs a Poet Laureate, But With Term Limits This Time
Because “there are a lot of elderly people and therefore elderly poets.” And “they die.”
Worst Mother Ever Allegedly Tears Kid’s Genitals Then Tries to Superglue Them Back Together
The case is the latest among thousands of abuse cases in the area
Students Invent Simple But Brilliant Way to Thwart School Shootings
While adults wrench their hands with debate and policy wonk, the kids figure a way to protect themselves
School Makes Parents Sign Contracts Promising Students Won’t Twerk or Grind at Homecoming Dance
But will they work?
Leaked Video: Watch Kanye and Kim Get Engaged
“PLEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!”
Teacher Fired for Taking Students to a Strip Club in Sketchiest Field Trip Ever
Who knew taking minors to strip clubs and giving them beer was a terrible idea?
Starbucks Suing Thai Vendor ‘Starbung’ for Obvious Reasons
The coffee giant is suing owner of the Bangkok coffee stall for $9,600
Superbugs Resistant to Antibiotics and Other Fascinating News on the Web
October 23, 2013
We Taste Tested Ron Burgundy Butterscotch Ice Cream and Frankly It Could Use More Scotch
At least that’s what our newsroom thinks.
David Beckham Inspires New Branch of Philosophy That’s Like ‘Existentialism, But With a Very Cool Haircut’
Whether Beckham can cut it as a philosopher or he Kant, one thing’s for sure; He’ll Plato win.