‘Morality Police’ Officers Give Barbie Dolls the Boot in Iran
The iconic blonde is no longer allowed on toy-store shelves nationwide.
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The Milky Way Is a Snowy White, Astronomers Say
It’s official: the Milky Way is white. A group of scientists announced their success at determining the exact color of earth’s home galaxy at the 219th meeting of the American Astronomical Society. Not only is the Milky Way …
Networking for the One Percent: Company Offers Diamond-Studded Business Cards
Really want to make an impression at a job interview? Try handing out a business card worth $1500.
Doomsday Clock Pushed One Minute Closer to Midnight
According to scientists, we are now (figuratively) five minutes away from complete global destruction.
Want to Dress like Rick Santorum? Now You Can, for Just $100
For a pretty penny, you can rock the sweater vest like the GOP candidate turned fashionista. As the campaign says, “don’t let sleeves slow you down.”
‘Extinct’ Giant Tortoise: Still Kicking After All These Years?
Presumed extinct for over 150 years, researchers say a subspecies of giant tortoise might still be roaming the Galápagos islands
200 Houston High Schoolers Caught Cheating on Exam
All 600 students were given two options: retake the exam, or have their final semester grade calculated without the exam.
Gold-Star Goalie: Tim Howard Scores With 100-Yard Soccer Kick
The Everton goalkeeper remained humble despite his instant-classic victory.
Fallen Soldier’s Name Misspelled on Vietnam Memorial
The error has now been fixed online, but the original mixup is still set in stone.
Wisconsin Marching Band Tune Sparks Rose-Bowl Debate
High schoolers “sticking it” to the government at the Rose Bowl? It’s unlikely.
The Pulaski High School Red Raider Marching Band of Pulaski, Wisc. was commended by the Daily Kos for playing a pro-union song during the Rose …