Cheesecake Factory’s 3,000-Calorie Bistro Shrimp Pasta Tops List of ‘Xtreme’ Gut-Busters
Imagine attempting the 12,000-calorie Michael Phelps diet, only everything deep-fried, sugar-coated, sodium-doused and fat-drenched.
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Supreme Court Decides Home Isn’t a Boat, Even if It Floats
Of all the things the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled on, this may not be the weirdest, but it’s up there.
Does This Nevada City Logo Look Like a Hamburger to You?
Sudddenly, we’re hungry and we don’t know why.
This Woman Claims She’s Seen Les Misérables 957 Times
The stage musical, not the film. That’d be crazy.
WATCH: People Freak Out as ‘Invisible Driver’ Haunts Drive-Thrus
Fast-food workers of the world, you’ve been warned: If a car pulls up to your drive-thru window, all empty seats, it’s probably haunted.
Which Monopoly Piece Would You Vote Off the Board?
Alas, poor Monopoly piece, we knew you well: Hasbro says it’ll soon lay one of the venerable economic board game’s tiny metal tokens to rest for good. But which one?
Congress Now Less Popular than Head Lice, Cockroaches and the Donald
It takes real skill to be less appreciated than one of the most phobia-inducing insects on the planet, but somehow Congress managed, hitting new lows in a Public Policy Polling survey that found even cockroaches more appealing
Watch: Stunning Solar Eruption Bigger than 20 Earths (No, It Won’t Kill You)
Check out this NASA-created video beamed from the Solar Dynamics Observatory of our sun firing a blast of super-hot plasma further than our planet’s diameter twentyfold.
Traffic Cop Tells All: How to Avoid Getting a Speeding Ticket (and Other Tips)
Okay, so the best way to avoid getting a speeding ticket is not to speed, but you knew that. What you really want to know is, how do you speed and not get a ticket?
Watch: Alabama’s Terrifying Official Shooting Response Video
Maybe you missed this. Maybe you’ll wish you had, especially if you’re still coming to terms with what happened at Sandy Hook just a few weeks ago.
Google’s Moog Doodle: Celebrating the Life of a Music Pioneer
Say Good Google Moog Doodle three times fast.
GoDaddy Boycott Over SOPA Support Still On, Exodus Looms
Too little, too late — that’s the message some customers plan to send Internet domain registrar GoDaddy today.