Congratulations America—You’re Drinking More Than Ever!
Well, at least more than the past 25 years according to a new poll.
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After World Cup Humiliation, North Korean Team is Publicly Shamed
You gotta feel for the North Korean football squad. As if losing all three group games in the World Cup wasn’t bad enough, the players had to endure a six-hour public shaming once they returned home.
Intentionally Vomiting on Someone Will Land You in Jail
A New Jersey man was sentenced to up to three months in jail after vomit assaulting an off-duty police captain at a Phillies-Nationals game. So, I guess the first question would be—what is vomit assault?
Goldman Sachs Now Only Selling ‘Crappy’ Deals
Goldman Sachs is going to start using screening tools in order to keep employees from swearing in emails, because apparently, they just can’t stop on their own.
Hey Kanye, Where’s Our “Shout Out”?
Kanye West has joined Twitter. So when can we expect #ego to become a trending topic?
Giant Panda Accidently Gassed in China
This just might be the saddest news you will hear today—a giant panda, living in China’s Jinan Zoo, died after accidently being gassed with carbon monoxide and chlorine.
Al-Qaeda Stealing Blood From Hospitals in Iraq
Looking for blood to treat their injured fighters, Iraqi insurgents turn to hospitals and blood banks—and steal it at gunpoint.
The Situation at the New York Stock Exchange
Well, along with the rest of the Jersey Shore cast that is.
After Much Prayer, Nuns Decide to Join Lady Gaga’s Record Label
Decca Records, the division of Universal Records that is responsible for Lady Gaga, Eminem and Amy Winehouse, has just signed their newest group—a secluded order of Benedictine nuns.
Obama on The View: How Tough of an Interview Can He Expect?
President Obama will be joining Joy, Whoopi, Sherri, Elisabeth and Barbara (who recently underwent heart surgery) on the set of The View on Wednesday.
Man Meets the Press After Full-Face Transplant
A Spanish man spoke at a press conference on Monday after being the first successful recipient of a full-face transplant.
India Debuts Prototype for World’s Cheapest Laptop
How cheap? $35 cheap! And it’s likely to get even cheaper.