What Can Lindsay Lohan Expect from Jail?
Our national day of redemption is at hand: Some time this afternoon, heroic martyr Lindsay Lohan will go to jail for our sins. But what can the actress expect from her 90-day sentence of penitence and toil?
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Mild Earthquake Shakes DC Suburbs
That shaking DC residents felt today wasn’t the ground-breaking passage of the financial reform bill: it was actually an earthquake!
Weird Science: Could Bellybuttons Explain Racial Differences in Sports?
NewsFeed is aware this story is fraught with potential pitfalls. But it is interesting! So we will soldier on regardless.
The Five Best Videos of Harvey Pekar
Harvey Pekar, the ordinary guy behind the slice-of-life comic series American Splendor, died early Monday morning at the age of 70.
Doomsday: Could BP Spill Kill All Life on Earth?
Could the Deepwater Horizon spill cause a massive eruption of methane that destroys civilization as we know it, bet-hedging question mark?
Watch: Wiseau, Bizarre Director of ‘The Room,’ Preps New Movie
Tommy Wiseau is moving up in the world: He went from a Room to a House!
Scathing: Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert Blasts LeBron – in Comic Sans
This is how a city’s dream dies, with bitterness and plenty of fun fonts.
Can Netflix Compete with HBO and Showtime?
It has already helped kill off video stores, but after a new deal with film financier Relativity Media, can Netflix fight with the big dogs of premium cable?
From Mad Men to Chipmunks, Which Avatar is Best?
To mark the fourth season premiere of its flagship show, AMC has rolled out a new-and-improved version of their Mad Men Yourself avatar maker. Inspired by the creative style of the series, NewsFeed took the new character tool out …
Edutainment: Five Fun Maps to Make Your Day
NewsFeed gets it: It’s the day after a long weekend. It’s ungodly hot outside and all you want to do is slouch down low in your desk chair and dream of beachy pastures. But you also need to look like you’re working! NewsFeed has …
Meet the Newest Madden Stat: ‘Swagger’
NewsFeed has long been fascinated by the evolution of the term ‘swagger’ from an annoying sports cliche to an annoying music cliche to an annoying pop culture cliche. Now, finally, it’s an annoying video game cliche!
5 Reasons We Love Harry Potter More Than Twilight
Leading up to the the premiere of Twilight: Eclipse tonight, it looked for a while like it was going to be all-Twilight-all-the-time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon.