“We have too many cellphones. We’ve got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now.”
— RAY BRADBURY, author of novels like Fahrenheit 451, telling the Los Angeles Times about …
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The Joaquin Phoenix Documentary Trailer Is Here
Well, this explains a lot.
Tila Tequila Attack: Was She Warned?
Loathsome as Tequila may be, she really didn’t deserve to have rocks thrown at her. But still — she was warned! Maybe.
Slowed-Down Justin Bieber: So Much More Epic
If you’re under 13, you can get away with liking Justin Bieber‘s latest single, (obnoxiously named) “U Smile.” For the rest of us, there’s this.
Michael Douglas Has Throat Cancer
Oscar-winning actor Michael Douglas will undergo treatment for a tumor in his throat, according to People. He faces eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy, but his doctors expect a full recovery and Douglas remains optimistic. …
Steven Slater Earns Backstage Pass with Barry Manilow
His anger turned a JetBlue flight into the hottest spot north of Havana. But a week later, Slater’s antics helped fulfill his Copacabana dream.
The American Lisbeth Salander Is…
…Rooney Mara. Who?
Italy vs. Florence: Who Owns David?
Florence has threatened to take the Italian government to court over questions of ownership of Michelangelo’s iconic David.
Mel Gibson Crashes Car into California Hillside
Add a Maserati to his list of damaged relationships.
Hilary Duff’s Weekend Wedding: Sister Gives the Details
Former Disney star Hillary Duff got hitched this weekend in a private ceremony away from prying paparazzi eyes.
Amanda Bynes’ Tweets: Fine Literature
Shakespeare. Churchill. Bynes. Their wise words are quoted worldwide.
Tila Tequila Attacked at Annual Gathering of the Juggalos
You probably thought that Juggalos (fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse) were wide-eyed innocents who gazed with childlike wonder upon commonplace phenomena like magnets and rainbows. You were wrong.