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Dennis Rodman, Terrible Role Model, Writes a Children’s Book
He infamously wore a wedding dress to promote his 1996 autobiography, ‘Bad As I Wanna Be.’ We cannot wait to see what he will wear to promote this.
Step Aside, DSK: Two French Politicians Trade Accusations in Sex Trap Scheme
Two French right-wing Senators accuse one another in a plot involving an underage sex bust, Morocco, and secret voice recordings. And Dominique Strauss-Kahn has nothing to do with any of it.
British Hotel Replaces Bedside Bibles with Fifty Shades of Grey
Instead of the Gospels, guests at the Damson Dene Hotel get “mommy porn” for their bedside reading
Man Falls into Gorge Trying to Sneak into Nickelback Concert
Attention, all you non-believers: we finally have proof that instant karma is a very real thing. A 22-year-old man fell into a gorge and injured himself while attempting to sneak into a Nickelback concert Tuesday night. What …
Charred Cash: Man Hides $15,000 in the Oven; His Wife Cooks It
Sure, you may not cook often. But your disused oven probably shouldn’t be repurposed as a storage area — especially not for money.
Worker Set Fire to Submarine So He Could Leave Early
Most people would simply feign a tummy ache if they wanted to leave work early. Not Casey James Fury, who in a misguided attempt to cut out of work mid-shift, set a nuclear-powered submarine on fire.
The USS Miami was …
A Bad Omen? Plane Carrying Marriage Proposal Crashes Off Rhode Island
Ah, yes. The throes of romantic love — it’s enough to make your heart swell — and your engine sputter. New England pilot Mark Simmons was flying a “Will You Marry Me?” banner off the coast of Rhode Island when suddenly the …
Group Fails to Find Amelia Earhart’s Wreckage, Again. How Many Times Have We Seen This Before?
You know, maybe we’re better off not knowing. After 75 years, the search for Amelia Earhart has become the stuff of legend. But amid a sea of unknowns, one thing’s certain: Scientists remain obsessed with figuring out what …
Step Aside, Spider-Man: Presenting the Door Frame-Climbing Toddler
NewsFeed warns you not to let your three-year-old try this at home.
Rome Alone: 11-Year-Old Flies 3,000 Miles Without a Passport or Ticket
No, it’s not the plot of the next “Home Alone” movie. 11-year-old Liam Corcoran really did evade passport security to fly unaccompanied from Manchester to Rome
Hey, They’re People Too: Seattle Woman Weds Corporation
In a thinly-veiled protest of corporate personhood, a Seattle woman claimed to have married a corporation last week. With about 40 people in tow, the bride, Angela Vogel, managed to file a marriage certificate listing one …