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Bizarre
The Most Exciting Dull and Boring Story You’ll Read Today
Two far-flung towns with odd names have created the perfect partnership. Headline Gods be praised!
Kyrgyzstan’s Eternal Flame Extinguished Due to Unpaid Gas Bill
When you said “eternal,” you didn’t really mean, like, forever, did you?
We’ll See Your Cheeseburger Stuffed Crust Pizza and Raise You
Sure, some may see the Crown Crust Cheeseburger Pizza as a sign of the apocalypse. But they ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Talking to Yourself May Actually Be A Good Idea
Talking out loud may not be as bananas as previously thought.
Watch: Secret Service Agent Scandal Inspires Dance Song
A Colombian DJ sets the sordid tale of prostitutes and presidential protection to a catchy beat.
The Great Pentagon ‘Blow-Dry’ Portrait Prank
How the Wall Street Journal broke the story of a suspiciously coiffed young midshipman, dubiously ‘lost at sea’ in 1908.
Woman Who Died Running London Marathon Raises $82,000 for Charity
After 30-year-old Claire Squires collapsed on the final leg of the course, donations in her memory skyrocketed.
French Twitter Users Outsmart Election Law With Cheese, Flan References
Just how did the French manage to skirt a law prohibiting voting predictions in the first round of the presidential election?
Military Spouse Learns of Husband’s Death Through Facebook
A breakdown in military procedure compounds a tragedy for one military family
Berkeley High School Students Pull Off Ferris Bueller–esque Attendance Hack
Authorities have also solved the city’s mysterious outbreak of “Twist and Shout” parade float singing
This Chinese Farmer Put on All these Bees for Nothing
Beekeeper She Ping set a record this week by donning a 73-pound mantle of live bees. Or did he?