Some argue that the best kind of satire, like acting, is the kind that seems the most realistic. If that’s the case, then The Onion deserves an Academy Award.
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Mysterious Giant Lego Man Held in Police Custody
It doesn’t matter that it’s an eight-foot-tall Lego man that washed up a beach one day. All lost-and-found property is treated equally in Sarasota, Fla.
Real-Life ‘Ghost Whisperer’ Sees Dead People — and Recipes
Heaven can wait…for a chocolate-chip cookie recipe, at least.
FBI Report: Insane Clown Posse Fans Are on Par with Bloods and Crips
When you think of gangs, the Bloods, and the Crips quickly spring to mind. What about fans of the Insane Clown Posse?
Up for Adoption: 82-Year-Old Kentucky Bridge Looking for a New Home
If only those bridge-stealers in Pennsylvania had waited a few weeks.
Performance Artist Gives Birth to Baby in NYC Art Gallery
Only in New York.
Mysterious Giant Lego Man Washes Ashore in Florida
While the sight of a beached whale is a sad but fairly common occurrence, the sight of a giant Lego man washed up on the beach is something to put on YouTube.
The McRib Is Back, Yet Again, at McDonald’s
It’s like the Brett Favre of fast food.
Molar Memorabilia: John Lennon’s Tooth Going Up for Auction
The tooth fairy will have to shell out some big bucks if she wants to compete with fans vying to buy John Lennon’s tooth.
Woman Wrongly Imprisoned for 53 Days, Thanks to Name Mix-Up
File this under Despicable Things Police Have Done: An Atlanta woman was mistakenly imprisoned for 53 days due to police mixing her up with another woman with the same first name.
New Barbie Has Pink Hair and Tattoos, and Some Parents Aren’t Happy
Barbie’s got a bad new look.
Pimp My RV: Luxury Camper Costs $3 Million
Wealthy road warriors can now custom order a seriously decked out — and seriously weird-looking — mobile home.