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Happy End of the World Day, Everyone!
Today marks the end of the world! Again! No, no—for real this time.
Dictators Say The Darndest Things: Gaddafi’s Most Baffling Quotes
Muammar Gaddafi was many things: a dictator; a lover of Condoleezza Rice; a bizarre orator.
A Ghostly Past: Six Halloween Traditions, Explained
Sure, everybody loves jack-o-lanterns. But why on earth do we carve them?
Woman Compensated $4 for Death of Brother During Korean War
Sometimes old laws cause laughter, but in other instances? Expect tears.
Video: Herman Cain Covers John Lennon With Lyrics About Pizza
File this under things you don’t see, well, ever: a video of a presidential candidate singing a pizza-fied version of John Lennon’s “Imagine.”
Tile and Error: Cheating Scandal Rocks the World Scrabble Championship
It was an allegation of letter-ary proportions.
Drug Smugglers Tunnel Directly Into Arizona Parking Spaces
Forget the high costs typically associated with getting drugs into the U.S. from Mexico. Some smugglers are sneaking their stock in for just 25 cents.
Baa-d Kids: Two Goats and a Hog Fail Junior Livestock Competition Drug Test
Get those juiced goats off the field, please.
Family Calls 911 After Getting Stuck in Corn Maze
They’re supposed to give you a bit of a fright, but a Halloween-themed corn maze near Salem got one family so spooked that they ended up calling the cops.
Messy Handwriting Foils Delaware Man’s Robbery Attempt
For one would-be bank robber, “take the money and run” is easier said than done.
Saddam Hussein Lookalike Refuses to Make Sex Tapes, Suffers Assault
It’s apparently one of the less obvious perils of looking like a dictator.