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Sensing Massive Need, Silly Bandz Releases Nintendo DS Game
If your child is obsessed with dirt-cheap rubber bands shaped like animals, why not pay the big bucks for a video game about them?
Clearly, World Of Warcraft > Women
(via The Daily What)
Pimp My Ride: Granny Edition
A plumber in the UK has suped up his vehicle, broken a world record and now owns the fastest vehicle of its kind–a mobility scooter.
Italians Announce Plans to Ban Miniskirts, Sandcastles and Everything Else Fun
Who needs SPF 50 when you’re wearing trousers?
Happy National Bologna Day! 8 Things You Didn’t Know About Bologna
My bologna has a first name, and it also has a completely useless commemorative holiday!
We Live in the Future: Introducing Invisible Bike Helmet
Forget about the helmet. Next time you hop on your bike, why not get hit by a car in style? Swedish designers have invented a new airbag for your head.
Could Your Barbecue Save the Planet?
Dental Elitism: Are You Rich Enough To Have Fake Teeth That Look Bad?
As we reported back in September, weird teeth are the new perfect teeth!
The Great Sex.com Bidding War of 2010 Is At An End
When it comes to the Internet, sex and simplicity are a winning combo.
Lady in Red: Study Shows Men Swept Off Their Feet By Red Outfits
Ladies, it’s time to replace that little black number hanging in your wardrobe, because red is definitely your color.
Say My Name: What Should Beyoncé and Jay-Z Have Called Their Hypothetical Child?
This baby doesn’t technically exist, but why ruin a good thing?