“As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don’t know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial.”
—MADONNA, in an interview with …
“As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don’t know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial.”
—MADONNA, in an interview with …
“I’m not allowed to drive anything. It’s the one thing I hate about this job. I’m serious.”
— VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, in an interview with Car and Driver, on his love for cars and his frustration that the Secret …
“It looked like (the pilot) was trying to right the plane or take off again. You’re speeding up a bit, and the ‘whoom,’ you’re sort of whiplashed around.”
— DAVID ROSS, a passenger in the United Express plane that slid …
“(I) bet (the) vast majority of people will love Chaz on DWTS! And it’s taken f—ing guts too! Chaz isn’t exactly the ‘gotta dance, gotta dance’ kinda guy.”
— CHER, tweeting in defense of her son, Chaz Bono, against online …
“Every storm comes up with a surprise. In this case it was one where it went downhill.”
— BILL READ, National Hurricane Center director, explaining there is still plenty of ground to cover in forecasting hurricanes, but he …
Steve Jobs may have descended from Apple’s CEO throne, but he’s left behind plenty of pithy insights. Have a look at some of our favorite quotes.
“I’m not really nervous anymore, because I’ve done this about a million times now. I just have to go in there and stay focused and stay confident.”
— TYLER MCCLOSKEY, a 13-year-old pitcher for the Keystone, Pa., Little League …
“People think hurricanes are a Southern thing, but people in the mid-Atlantic and Northeast need to take Irene seriously. We have a lot of time for people to get ready but we don’t have forever.”
— CRAIG FUGATE, the Federal …
“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.”
— A STATEMENT from Will Smith and …
“Every candle has warmed, every thought has comforted, every rose has given hope. We are a small country, but we are a large people.”
—JENS STOLTENBERG, prime minister of Norway, thanking all Norwegians who provided help and …
“Doubt is the middle position between knowledge and ignorance. It encompasses cynicism but also genuine questioning.”
— VERA FARMIGA, actress and director, explaining her view of religion to TIME’s Belinda Luscombe; read more …