It had to have gone something like this. “Gentlemen, can I take your order?” “We all want America’s steak — Dez is paying.”
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NFL Turns Its Marketing Attention to Female Football Fans
Don’t worry, ladies. NewsFeed knows what you’re thinking: it’s about time.
Sayonara, Twitter: Ryder Cup Captains Impose Ban During Tournament
Birdies and the BlackBerry will be unable to coexist on the Celtic Manor course.
The Sporting News’ 20 Smartest Athletes
You’ve seen Peyton Manning pass plenty of tests on the field. But what about his scores in the classroom? See the prolific quarterback and other stars’ academic backgrounds on Sporting News’ list of the 20 smartest athletes in pro sports.
Randy Moss Gets First ‘100’ Rating in Madden 11
Disgruntled Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss has one thing to be gruntled about: He’s got the first perfect Madden score of the year.
Quotes: Tony Sparano on Darrelle Revis’ Hamstring Injury
“Well, I’ll believe it when I see it. Brett Favre ‘retired.’ You guys told me that was official. When I get out there and I get the report, then that’s what I’ll see. Right now we’re preparing for him to play.”
— TONY SPARANO, …
New York City Transit Partners with TBS to Air MLB Playoff Video
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
We Live in the Future: Introducing the First Chainless Bike
Forget the WD-40. Hungarian bike designers give a whole new meaning to clean design by unveiling the world’s first chainless bike, reports WIRED.
Quotes: Eagles Coach Andy Reid on His Decision to Name Michael Vick the Team’s Starter
“This is about Michael Vick and his accelerated play. He’s sitting there as possibly the hottest quarterback in the National Football League at this time and deserves an opportunity to play.”
— ANDY REID, Head Coach of the …
Dissecting the Vincent Jackson Trade Drama
Isn’t it only September? How often does the NFL see a case of “should I stay or should I go” this early in the calendar?
Is This Going to be the Worst Commonwealth Games Ever?
To say that Tuesday September 21 was a bad day for the Commonwealth Games in Delhi, India, is an understatement.
Quotes: Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum on Braylon Edwards’ DWI Arrest
“We are very disappointed in Braylon’s actions this morning. The Player Protect program is in place for our organization to prevent this situation. Braylon is aware of this program and showed poor judgment,”
— MIKE TANNENBAUM, …